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Have you ever prayed "God, where can I go to read fake personal ads, get a dose of alcohol recovery and learn to do do something with all this hoarder crap I'm surrounded by that is keeping me from going outside?" If this site doesn't confuse the heck out of you then we have failed to do our job. By we, I mean me.

As a young girl my dream was to become either a fashion designer or a writer for SNL. Haute Mess Girl is about being funny while looking good doing it. Since you can't see me while I'm being funny just know I'm always wearing a long Versace gown with a sash and gold strappy Minolo's. My hair is styled by Juan Baptiste.

My personal webpage can be found on www.toohautetohandle.com
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Malia Gillette is also a contributing writer at www.pointsincase.com and  ​https://medium.com/pickle-fork

Boys modelling head shots: http://www.harrisonjames.portfoliobox.net/
​http://www.osmonddriver.portfoliobox.net/
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HUSTLE #6 Purchase at Amazon.com

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Stella, a quick-witted and hot tempered waitress at a local restaurant on the strip in Atlantic City, finds the opportunity in a robbery gone retarded. From domestic terrorism to multi-marketing schemes, this story takes a look at her life as a chronic hustler and radical, "a cereal killer" and thief as well as the relationships with her many accomplices. In the end all of her hard work is compromised by her greedy crack head mother, her conniving high school crush and a surprise that awaits her, revealing there are more people involved than she even knew about.
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Where   we   are   now

I have a colorful resume, what I mean is when I show up for an interview I literally have a resume that is multi-colored. I am a single mother to two sons. 
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That's a great question! Look at my gallery below to see!

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