"Having a drink is like throwing a rock and expecting it to hit you in the face"
"One down means five to go."
"FEAR is just an acronym for Faith Eating Amoeba Regime"
"Be on top of your game or bottom's up!"
"Drinkin' reminds me of drinkin'."
"Speak clear or beer enter here." (point to mouth)
"Talking about drinking is like having a drink spilled on your subconscious."
"Next time you want a drink think 'What would I do if I was the me in the now, but the future me who was me made me past me so I could see how future me is able to quit."
"If you can't manage your drink than you'll always drink to manage."
"Take a load off or get loaded."
"Get lit or get enlightened."
"God's road is never closed for repairs."
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.