I see all these people taking time to get to know each other and then things don't work out, can we just cut the crap already and get married? I'm ready to get married...you? That's my ice breaker. You'd be surprised how many people get offended by this. I'm like "If that offends you then that tells me that you are just not the right fit for me." After that I go into the bathroom and cry for a half hour. It would be nice to have someone to cry on, but if you say "yes" I might not need it anymore :) I mean I'd be willing to get married just to set a new record, can you imagine the headline "Couple gets married after knowing each other for twenty seconds", wouldn't that be cool? Let's get married just as a joke and then we can stay married to make the joke even more ironic and funny. I'll quit my job if you're willing to do that with me, hell, I might even start getting pregnant so we can blow this thing out of the water. Fuck dating, I want to get married. You down?
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.