Position Desired: Directly behind your cuddly butt with my arm draped over your side and my scruff nestled between your collarbone and chin. Company: Yes, yours and yours only. Strengths: Lifting you up when you are down like Patrick Swayze does with Baby in Dirty Dancing. Weaknesses: If I said "Your Smile" that would definitely be weak on my part so instead I'll just point out that I'm two steps ahead, hence my weakness has become a strength. Salary Requirements: Throw me a bone every once in awhile. Job Experience: I was in a four year relationship that ended when my ex fiance decided she needed to find herself. I told her the first place she could look was a bag I have in my closet marked "Used". Yes, I was tattered and worn for some time. I fell off the wagon like Bukowski, wandered the streets murmuring her name...but experience...yes, I have four years of experience. I'm open to interview for any level of top management, however. I would like to be the CEO (Chief Elected Officer) of your heart.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.