Average hite guy that engages in the occassional drink and drug. Yesterday in fact I have made clay pots for dope and dabble in heroin. I really miss ShoCk TaRTs and haven't been able to find them at any store for some time hahaha. Right now there may or may not be a guy dressed entirely in black with a face mask hearing my thoughts OUT LOUD. Lookin for a down ass bitch really get illuminaughty with some speedballs and smack ya know ride or die. Also hoping black guy ski mask "bone crusher" hits the road an gets his skull pounded. People call me Rooster, I got a toaster I wear on my back, goes up to 99 miles per gallon. Don't be all weird like tin foil hates you know or fuckin tryin to cook your globe with a blow torch and singe your eyebrows. Had a girl last week didn't tell me she had a bf and come break into our hotel room dirty bitch lied to me and now I got burn notice. Come with your own sack too. Just a nomral guy pretty chill hella chill every girl I been with left. With a good taste on her mouth ya know? Names rooster if I didnt already say that. I gotta go somewhere, ninja dude got friends and they all jabbawokies on my ass. PM me.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.