Guy here. Let's match desperation: I'm desperate to meet anyone that isn't overweight, but I'm having a real hard time attracting that woman. Tried lots of dating sites, but my picture of me with a birthday sash and a shot glass is attracting all these fugly ladies. I figure if I can find someone that is either in a bad financial spot i.e. losing her home or in an emotionally vulnerable place i.e. right out of divorce or death in the family I can swoop in and she'll lower her standards thinking I'm going to save her. I can play "good guy" really well as long as you don't talk to my ex. I can play "good dad" well as long as you don't talk to my kids. My demands are slim i.e. 110-115 lbs. and vulnerable to believe you just met a great guy. Deleting all the call girls in my phone right now. If you need money I got it just don't look at my bank records. I just want what every other guy wants, a woman that has hands the size of an elf so my dong looks gigantic. It's all about the illusion folks.
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