Unfortunately, my face is in need of help. Haha. I'm a landscape guy so when someone tells me they believe the grass is greener, I ask them to tell me directly where that grass is they are referring to so I can go give the owner a quote. My grass gets pretty damn green I've been told, so honestly I'm not looking for greener grass. Even if I found greener grass I'd still be happier with mine cause I put my own sweat into it. Also, I live in a glass house and those same people like to tell me I shouldn't throw stones. As far as I'm concerned no one should be throwing stones. Why would we be enabling everyone but people who live in glass houses to do that? I guess guys without sin can throw stones at glass houses? How about we all just put the stones down, how's that for an idea? Let's just appreciate the glass and the architecture.
I'd like to say that I'd be happy as a clam to meet ya, but I don't think clams practice sentient feelings of joy. I can say that I won't get cold feet at least. The temperature in my shoes runs fair to average.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.