Hey there ladies, first timer here OR personal ad virgin I guess you could say (please don't take advantage of me!) (JK LOL!!) but anyway I'm new to town and looking for a chick to get some coffee with and maybe jump in the hot tub later. Don't think I'm a creep for bringing up hot tubbing, it's just something I like to do and thought it might be a great way to avoid a deep conversation (the hot tub is only four feet, right?) Not looking for anything more than just a hot tub friend, just someone (a lady) to put on a bikini with a stranger for free. We don't even have to get coffee for that matter or dinner. If you prefer we can go straight to the hot tub and I can gaze at you appreciatively in your bathing attire. Even though I said "just hot tubbing" if there happens to be more I'm not entirely opposed to that either. I'd be okay with a little rubber ducky action or inflatable toys if it's organic. Hot tubbing is the main event, but it will be featuring you, me and whatever plot line we align. I'll role play with you a scene from Cape Fear or Magic Mike and all you have to do is respond exactly how I imagine, it will be fun. I'm not looking for anything serious so don't worry, just looking for a friend to hot tub with and maybe impregnate. I know that's a big jump, but hot tubs just make me think of water births, aren't they beautiful? I hope I haven't scared you off, like I said I'm new to this so I'm just improvising and having faith the right lady will pop into my life like a temperature fried stillborn. Oh, yeah, my name is Jake, hope to get dippin' wit ya soon. Ladies with staff-related infections need not apply.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.