My name is Pierre...not really, it's Pete, but I'd like to be the Pierre-type for just a day. I'm that hopeless romantic hard exterior, but softy inside that watches too many Movies like 500 Days of Summer, Valentine's Day and Pretty Woman. I'm looking for a long term relationship that starts with a whirlwind. Can we meet at a museum and make loud comments about the "Artist Intentions" and argue about whether it is a Gouache lithograph or an egg tempura wood cut? Then afterward photo bomb people outside by re-creating the "Soldiers Kiss"? You: The girl that can fish off a pier and get dirty or carry on a smart conversation with the Embassy. I'm not sure what the Embassy is, but isn't it cute when guys overgeneralize and are slightly incompetent? Me: I'm sick of being just Pete, the handsome, muscular fix-it guy and I'd like to be the sensitive lover-type I have inside, can you help me? Will you be my Zooey Deschanel manic pixie dream girl or my nerd girl turned class?
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A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.