I've been sittin' out watchin' the game for awhile thinking now why can't I do what those guys are doin'? You see, I'm an alright player, I got a decent flow so why do I keep gettin' put in the dug out? Every chance I get on the court is short-lived. The adrenaline gets to me and I get either too full-court press (admitting that I'm 100% all in) or suddenly I can't handle my shit and I foul up. What I need is a coach, someone with experience that can see my strengths and weaknesses and help me tighten up my weak performance.
Update: I had a lot of responses to this post thinking I was reaching out for help with erectile dysfunction. My erection game is on point okay and you know just cause a guy uses sports analogies does not mean he struggles with ED. But if you know of any kind of miracle pill that actually worked, go ahead and put it in the subject line of your message. Just as a joke :)
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.