Been trolling this site for some time and waiting for the right opportunity to break out in character. Hello, my name is Marla. Let's see who do I want to be today? It's a personal ad, right? I could be a doctor or I could really go out on a limb, so to speak, and be the Scoot Boot guy that keeps reinjuring himself after drinking Keystone Light. I mean at least if I pretended to be him there would be no let down when we meet in person. It can really only go up from there. I'm impressed by the people that come on here and talk about doing all these weird sex positions. You literally have a chance to build yourself up in all of these ways...you could say you just got back from broadcasting a culinary program on the moon, but instead you've decided to be the most downgraded version of yourself that anyone could possibly even dream of. It's oddly inspiring. So today instead of saying I have a GED, am a bank teller and live in a studio apartment and go to school part time at the community college, I'll just say I'm a Furry enthusiast. I like to dress up in furry character costumes, it gets me off. Sometimes I like to go as a centaur, I guess you could say I'm only a part-time furry (hahaha). Centaur jokes, right? That really hit me below the waist. Anyway, enough horsing around...let's horse directly...right now, my pad. Not into stampede's, one at a time please and hooves optional.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.