I've been cat fishing for years and the dating pool has never been more difficult. Ever since MTV started doing that show and other daytime television programs started to "out" my lifestyle, meeting someone has been hard. I miss getting to know the intricate details of my potential partners life like what do they like to do for fun, how long was their last relationship, what were their last three addresses and what is their current bank account number. I miss coming up with heroic details of my life in the military; the wars, the woman who left me while I was overseas for my best friend and why I now need her to cash a check for ten thousand dollars because of the laws put in place by the African Embassy where I am now serving. Age and weight are not important, ideals and morals are inconsequential, what I am looking for is a woman, a man is okay too, that has ten thousand dollars and valid U.S. Bank account. Everything else will fall into place after. I promise to promise to take good care of them and make them feel loved and desired for as long as they send me ten thousands dollars on a regular basis. Yours Truly, Prince Anorak Butunde
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.