I'm straight up interested in meeting a subordinate lady that is ready to serve her master. Did you read Fifty Shades and liked the sadistic yet loyal lover type? If so you've come to the right place...
In the past you were with weak little boys. Maybe you could be a royal bitch and start complaining in the car about how Kanye proposed to Kim. "Oh," you'd say, "Kanye is soooo sweet! When he proposed he rented the whole ballpark!" And, in return, your innocent little bitch boy would say, "One day, baby, just you wait. You and me...on the screen, the umpire announcing the engagement and me live down on one knee. Nothing is impossible".
Nah. I'll be that guy that be like "A motherfuckin' ballpark?! That waaaayyyyy outta the ball park, bitch whatchu talkin' bout? I'll buy you a hot dog, sit down!" I'll be that dom you've been looking for. Not only am I a dom in the car, I also like to get down at the grocery store. If you're used to that pu**y that pushes the cart with you side by side and tests the avocado's for the perfect ripeness. Nah. I be like "Why you inspectin' that avocado like you the DEA bitch, put some food in the metal box and let's bounce!" Besides the store and the car, I can exert my dominance with you at yo momma's, at yo work parking lot and at the courthouse when you filing paperwork. "Baby, why you fillin' out papers like anyone gives a sh*t? Get in the car!"
However, in the bedroom I like to curl up...alone...like a little baby and cry myself to sleep. If you into that too, bitch, look me up and let's get down.
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A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.