Name's S'ezzi n m like tryn ta scape all dese po boyz...got no clams, got no cheez. I nee a guy dat like the dentis, u know how ta floss knowhati'msayin'? I got da million dollah booty yo, only smack I'm havin on my ass is straight Clumbia. Take my vice, if u open a door once in awhile it don't mean there's a door closin somewhere u straight trippin. Done even think dat u can tex me if u done have a job...u a floater. Put yo coat on an I c u out. Last guy I dated was like Twilight Zone, took to da pool and he went all doo doo doo doo on Nandma. U like a prison dude or workin da corner like a stop light, turn red cuz I ain't dat thirsty. I got radical notions of like a relationship like guy shou trea me right, bring me funyans n' shit, giffs, dvd's. Plz done even contac me if u bank at da bottle drop, dat shit ain tight.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.