I would call myself a sugar daddy, but I'm a diabetic so it just doesn't feel right. If you say "Daddy want some sugar?" It actually sends me into somatic shock, my lungs close up and I can't breath. (Although, I have to say hearing it sounds very sexy). In effect, I am looking for a sugar-free baby, a sucralose baby, pretty much any baby that doesn't have fructose or glucose or a combo of both...metaphorically. I'm a well off man in my early 60's looking for a younger lady to spoil and give a leg up in life as long as I'm not losing a foot over it, if you know what I'm saying.
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.