Suh!? Muh name is DIamond and I'm looking for a savage (not salty) kinda dude I can troll along wit. I'm like YOLO AF. My fave PT shit is like texting my BFF's and mastering my duck lip selfies, showin' mad respeck to anybody that talks about "the universe" even tho I don't get what in the hellz their sayin' and chillin' to some FKJ (Funky Kiwi Juice). I'm the kinda chick that will take selfies for hours and when you ask if I'm going to finish watching the theater play proclaim loudly as to turn heads "I'm having a moment!" in a tone that implies you have just completely wrecked my world. JSYK, I'm fully prep'd to change my fB status to "It's complicated". I have a silver grey balayage with a underlying black hombre and dermal piercings all down my neck. People tell me I look like an espresso machine. Hoping to find my fleek guy that is selfie-less and likes to like all my likes!
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A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.