I was born a woman, but soon discovered that I was actually a man in another life and had two unsuccesful sex change operations (which explained why I had so many lives…thirty seven) and I was actually born with female parts so as to make me gender compromised. Essentially, I had primarily a male soul that had been flip flopped karmatically over a reincarnation period of thousands of years to try and bring my sexuality into balance. This is where it gets a little crazy. I always felt like a gay man with an identity crisis even though I was born a woman (in this life) and that is because in one of my lives my dad was actually my son and I beat him because in a life before he had been a Roman soldier who killed my family.
Cool, I got the basics out of the way and you’re still reading! Now I can get into a little bit more about my likes and interests. Oh, by the way my name is Suze, but I identify as Phillip Cunningham “Bruiser”, esq. III., but you can just call me PC like I imagine my friends would. Anyhoo, I like the indoors. Most of the time you can find me on Reddit trying to crack the Sherry Papini case or on psychic encounters webpage investigating the previous lives of the Kardashians. My favorite food is dipping Doritos into hot pudding.
The person I’m looking to meet was actually a minister in the 1920’s in Hannibal, Missouri. I’m not sure if he is still a man due to the incident. In an attempt to save a boy, the minister ran into a burning home. This act of bravery turned terror when a kerosene lamp ignited an explosion. The minister lived, but he imploded from the waste to his knees. He could talk, walk and deliver beautiful sermons, however, his pee bag (made out of a camels bowels) wrapped around to the back and then became somewhat ambiguous. It was hard to tell if things split down there or if it was just like a fluid filled orb with an elephant trunk like protrusion. Anyway, I wish I could be more specific. I imagine the preacher is now a gender erased fem-male. If any of this seems familiar to you, perhaps you are he and we can continue what we began several lives ago. If so…HMU
A writer living in Portland, OR looking to meet Chuck Palahniuk. Single mom to 2 boys, sales agent and lawyer-in-training.